• Shivani

Do you Want to Catch Benny the Swift?

Picture this: your microwave has broken. After an hour of Mozart, the man the Panasonic emergency helpline has said someone will be available to fix the microwave in three to four weeks.

To add insult to injury, your house is burgled on Saturday night and the only thing they steal is the microwave.

When the Police turn up, one of their first questions will be